{"id":11,"date":"2026-03-03T11:32:10","date_gmt":"2026-03-03T10:32:10","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/jiminix.com\/INDEX\/?p=11"},"modified":"2026-03-03T11:42:59","modified_gmt":"2026-03-03T10:42:59","slug":"1-alien-comment-survivre-face-au-xenormorphe-en-sacrifiant-son-chat-ou-pas","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jiminix.com\/INDEX\/index.php\/2026\/03\/03\/1-alien-comment-survivre-face-au-xenormorphe-en-sacrifiant-son-chat-ou-pas\/","title":{"rendered":"01.COMMENT SURVIVRE A UN XENORMORPHE EN SACRIFIANT SON CHAT, OU PAS ! &#8211; LSDM#01"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Heu herv\u00e9 c\u2019est quoi aujourd\u2019hui ? Alien, ok, Bon alors&nbsp; donc il me faut un oeuf, un alien(xinomorph)\u2026une victime, etheu&nbsp; un chat\u2026.Charly, vient mon titi\u2026viens mon gros pere, voil\u00e0 l\u2019es gentil mon charloose, c\u2019est pour une photo, allez tend\u2026 tend bien les papates au xinomorph, vasy Char\u2026AAAHHH (cris) ha put, j\u2019ai le bras en sang!\u2026l\u2019es con ce chat l\u00e0!\u2026bon donc alien c\u2019est l\u2019histoire de Jean-Mi qui voulait \u00eatre s\u00fbr que dans l\u2019espace, personne ne t\u2019entend crier, du coup, il monte une petite equipe pour aller v\u00e9rifier et si \u00e7a ou autre chose t\u2019interesse n\u2019h\u00e9site pas \u00e0 venir t\u2019abonner sur la chaine youtube Les Synopsis de Meryl, et viens voir liker et commenter la 1ere video qui sort mardi \u00e0 18h00 Voil\u00e0, c\u2019est tout\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Charly, charly?&#8230;vient mon titi\u2026 fo aussi une photo avec le predator&#8230;viens j t&rsquo;e dis qu&rsquo;il est parti le monstre vert qui pu la gerbe&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-video is-provider-youtube wp-block-embed-youtube wp-embed-aspect-16-9 wp-has-aspect-ratio\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"COMMENT SURVIVRE A UN ALIEN, EXPLICATIONS D\u00c9TAILL\u00c9ES - LES VRAIX-FAUX MAKING OFF 01 \ud83d\udef8\ud83d\udc31\" width=\"580\" height=\"326\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/GOZr8WJEBqg?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Heu herv\u00e9 c\u2019est quoi aujourd\u2019hui ? Alien, ok, Bon alors&nbsp; donc il me faut un oeuf, un alien(xinomorph)\u2026une victime, etheu&nbsp; un chat\u2026.Charly, vient mon titi\u2026viens mon gros pere, voil\u00e0 l\u2019es gentil mon charloose, c\u2019est pour une photo, allez tend\u2026 tend bien les papates au xinomorph, vasy Char\u2026AAAHHH (cris) ha put, j\u2019ai le bras en sang!\u2026l\u2019es [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-11","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-les-synopsis-de-meryl"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jiminix.com\/INDEX\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jiminix.com\/INDEX\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jiminix.com\/INDEX\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jiminix.com\/INDEX\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jiminix.com\/INDEX\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=11"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/jiminix.com\/INDEX\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":16,"href":"https:\/\/jiminix.com\/INDEX\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11\/revisions\/16"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jiminix.com\/INDEX\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=11"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jiminix.com\/INDEX\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=11"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jiminix.com\/INDEX\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=11"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}